Jinzigfob is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective gnu.
Jinzigfob created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Jinzigfob, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Jinzigfob, it will cry a lot.
Jinzigfob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Jinzigfob's Holy Commandments
1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Retreat if four snails approach from the south.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Jinzigfob.
5. Do not speak about strawberries.