Davzimyogsagtafzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful manatee.

Davzimyogsagtafzig created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davzimyogsagtafzig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davzimyogsagtafzig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Davzimyogsagtafzig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Davzimyogsagtafzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed gooseberries to snakes while wearing blue shoes.

4. Put Davzimyogsagtafzig first in all things.

5. Always help badgers.