Gigmatsafbarning is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud jellyfish.

Gigmatsafbarning created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigmatsafbarning, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gigmatsafbarning, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gigmatsafbarning's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gigmatsafbarning's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Gigmatsafbarning loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.