Tipkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating narwhal.

Tipkap created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipkap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tipkap, he will curse you with boils.

Tipkap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tipkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from white tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.