Tipkabdad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous eagle.

Tipkabdad created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipkabdad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipkabdad, he will destroy your home planet.

Tipkabdad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tipkabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Tipkabdad's priests.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.