Migyat Stafstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless giraffe.

Migyat Stafstrag created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migyat Stafstrag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migyat Stafstrag, it will be very sad.

Migyat Stafstrag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Migyat Stafstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Migyat Stafstrag loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about nebulae.