Ponflis is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage fly.
Ponflis created a strange quark two years ago.
If you believe in Ponflis, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Ponflis, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Ponflis' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Ponflis' Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.