Sogbun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless warg.

Sogbun created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sogbun, he will turn you into a frog.

Sogbun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Sogbun's priests.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.