Madgetven is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciless fish.

Madgetven created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madgetven, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madgetven, she will not invite you to parties.

Madgetven's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Madgetven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.