Vagrutpan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless crane.

Vagrutpan created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagrutpan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vagrutpan, he will come to you in dreams.

Vagrutpan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vagrutpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Vagrutpan's name in vain.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your feet violet.