Bestarmyik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless wolf.

Bestarmyik created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestarmyik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestarmyik, she will torture you forever.

Bestarmyik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bestarmyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hurt frogs.