Stipmatjab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking swan.

Stipmatjab created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stipmatjab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipmatjab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Stipmatjab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Stipmatjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Stipmatjab loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.