Bigpibbammet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil crocodile.

Bigpibbammet created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigpibbammet, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bigpibbammet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bigpibbammet's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bigpibbammet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.