Mobnullsas is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, conceited beaver.
Mobnullsas created the cosmos seven million years ago.
If you believe in Mobnullsas, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in Mobnullsas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Mobnullsas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Mobnullsas' Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not kill foxes.
5. Do not listen to music.