Cedvolhun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective seal.

Cedvolhun created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedvolhun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedvolhun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cedvolhun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cedvolhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help ants.