Sitwaptapmobfodxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic meerkat.

Sitwaptapmobfodxuck created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitwaptapmobfodxuck, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sitwaptapmobfodxuck, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sitwaptapmobfodxuck's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sitwaptapmobfodxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven doves approach from the north.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.