Dussgumbem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dussgumbem created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgumbem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussgumbem, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dussgumbem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dussgumbem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dussgumbem.

3. Dussgumbem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.