Rillgofflagflap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud swallow.

Rillgofflagflap created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillgofflagflap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillgofflagflap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rillgofflagflap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rillgofflagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Worship no other gods but Rillgofflagflap.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always obey Rillgofflagflap's priests.