Fudxin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional crow.

Fudxin created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudxin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudxin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fudxin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fudxin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudxin.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed carrots to dogs while wearing cyan boots.