Davdagzen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful hare.

Davdagzen created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davdagzen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davdagzen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Davdagzen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Davdagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.