Nilliglik Tunvedcid Kiplopmum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic porpoise.

Nilliglik Tunvedcid Kiplopmum created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Nilliglik Tunvedcid Kiplopmum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nilliglik Tunvedcid Kiplopmum, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nilliglik Tunvedcid Kiplopmum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nilliglik Tunvedcid Kiplopmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.