Largcamtap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent otter.

Largcamtap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Largcamtap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largcamtap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Largcamtap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Largcamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.