Bagsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow duck.

Bagsog created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagsog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagsog, it will turn you into a frog.

Bagsog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never mention dolphins.