Fattenpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered alligator.

Fattenpog created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fattenpog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fattenpog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fattenpog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fattenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fattenpog.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not listen to music.