Tonkdanyamflagmapjenjipsas is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust hedgehog.
Tonkdanyamflagmapjenjipsas created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Tonkdanyamflagmapjenjipsas, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Tonkdanyamflagmapjenjipsas, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Tonkdanyamflagmapjenjipsas' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Tonkdanyamflagmapjenjipsas' Holy Commandments
1. Never write about stars.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Hide from orange ants for they are unholy.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.