Nabbomjab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful eagle.

Nabbomjab created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbomjab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabbomjab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nabbomjab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nabbomjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabbomjab.
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