Podbonknil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast squid.

Podbonknil created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Podbonknil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Podbonknil, she will turn you into a sheep.

Podbonknil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Podbonknil's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Podbonknil.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Podbonknil on top of important buildings.