Mabfonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever squirrel.

Mabfonrap created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfonrap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabfonrap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mabfonrap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mabfonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabfonrap.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.