Vedfengod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody fairy.

Vedfengod created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfengod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vedfengod, she will not care.

Vedfengod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vedfengod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not chop down trees.