Sandjigrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm wolf.

Sandjigrut created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandjigrut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sandjigrut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sandjigrut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sandjigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never run in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sandjigrut on top of all buildings.