Stipsomgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humorless lobster.

Stipsomgeb created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsomgeb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipsomgeb, he will not care at all.

Stipsomgeb's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Stipsomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.