Rillzedgab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental skunk.

Rillzedgab created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillzedgab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillzedgab, it will cry a lot.

Rillzedgab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rillzedgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.