Wadbogjad Femcumhot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain squid.

Wadbogjad Femcumhot created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbogjad Femcumhot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wadbogjad Femcumhot, it will cry a lot.

Wadbogjad Femcumhot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wadbogjad Femcumhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never jump near eagles.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.