Dissranhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome wolf.

Dissranhiv created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissranhiv, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissranhiv, he will come to you in dreams.

Dissranhiv's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dissranhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dissranhiv on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dissranhiv.