Vilinghig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring wolf.

Vilinghig created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilinghig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilinghig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vilinghig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vilinghig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never feed turnips to gulls while wearing red shoes.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Vilinghig on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about amino acids.