Madnillgon Kadneging is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil troll.

Madnillgon Kadneging created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madnillgon Kadneging, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Madnillgon Kadneging, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Madnillgon Kadneging's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Madnillgon Kadneging's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Madnillgon Kadneging.

2. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Run away if four capybaras approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.