Kapveddob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring octopus.

Kapveddob created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapveddob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kapveddob, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kapveddob's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kapveddob's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never pour water over plants.