Begfedgod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying fish.

Begfedgod created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begfedgod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begfedgod, he will strike you with lightening.

Begfedgod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Begfedgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Begfedgod loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.