Popvegomt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate ant.

Popvegomt created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popvegomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popvegomt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Popvegomt's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Popvegomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Run away if eight ducks approach from the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.