Fub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental octopus.

Fub created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fub, he will not care at all.

Fub's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near birds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.