Madsanzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving hippopotamus.

Madsanzen created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Madsanzen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Madsanzen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Madsanzen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Madsanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Madsanzen loves manatees, so they must be honoured.