Butlipfud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy gorilla.

Butlipfud created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butlipfud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butlipfud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Butlipfud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Butlipfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Butlipfud.