Jabhoghat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless donkey.

Jabhoghat created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabhoghat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabhoghat, it will be very unhappy.

Jabhoghat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jabhoghat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back gray.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.