Kopdonmet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful aardvark.

Kopdonmet created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopdonmet, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kopdonmet, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kopdonmet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kopdonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed parsnips to rats while wearing blue hats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Worship no other gods but Kopdonmet.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.