Wabmetladsat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic dragonfly.

Wabmetladsat created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wabmetladsat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabmetladsat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wabmetladsat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wabmetladsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Put Wabmetladsat first in all things.

3. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing turquoise coats.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Do not make images of living things.