Bapmobdum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful cobra.

Bapmobdum created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapmobdum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bapmobdum, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bapmobdum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bapmobdum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear green shorts.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not stand on grass.