Flowbonpom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic chicken.

Flowbonpom created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbonpom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowbonpom, she will ignore you.

Flowbonpom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flowbonpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never run in the presence of manatees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Flowbonpom's priests.