Misnulmum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest swallow.

Misnulmum created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Misnulmum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misnulmum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misnulmum's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Misnulmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Hide from blue aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your back.
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