Nillxendin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking hydra.

Nillxendin created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillxendin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nillxendin, he will ignore you.

Nillxendin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nillxendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if five pigs approach from the south.

3. You must love Nillxendin.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.