Stansatarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless pigeon.

Stansatarp created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stansatarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stansatarp, it will manifest in front of you.

Stansatarp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stansatarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Always obey Stansatarp's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never eat parsnips.